Meet The Author


Bruce Dierking
Bruce is a children’s book author, entrepreneur, retired lawyer, husband, father, and aspiring grandfather—though not necessarily in that order. He loves children, making up stories, books, language, and word play. He has a goofy, Dad-joke sense of humor and loves a good pun (or a bad one!). He lives in Hygiene, Colorado with Carleen, his wife and co-conspirator in life of over 35 years and Elsa, a Portuguese Water Dog.

Meet The Illustrator


Penny Weber
Penny Weber is an illustrator from Long Island, New York. She works on Photoshop creating digital “watercolor” paintings and has illustrated many picture books for the trade and educational markets. Penny lives with her husband, three children and their very fat cat Tiger.